What do you yell after chopping down a haunted tree?

Tim Burton!!!

So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together.

I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What’s black and white and hated all over?

Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton movie

Rock and Roll Joke

Kurt Cobain dies and when he opens his eyes, he's in a big practice hall. Looking around he sees Cliff Burton tuning up, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon warming up on microphones and adjusting their guitar straps to fit, and Jerry Garcia messing with his pedal steel guitar.
Kurt ambles over to Jerry...

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