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George Bush was visiting the queen of England...

when he asked her "I must say, you run a real tight ship over here, would you mind telling me some of your secrets or advice?".

The queen said "sure, its quite simple, I surround myself with smart people, for example, watch this". She then calls upon Tony Blair. "Tony, I have a simple questio...

Sidney Powell was meant to release the Kraken

...I think she smoked it by accident

I have a Sidney Powell joke

>!but Hugo Chavez stole it!<

I had a joke about Sidney Powell but everytime I tried to tell it

I started Kraken up

Bush and Powell are planning World War 3...

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Re...

Bush and Powell sit in a bar

The barman approaches them and asks:

'Hello boys, what are you doing here?'

'We're planning the Third World War.'

'Yeah? And what's the plan?'

'We'll kill 30 million Afghans, and a mailman.'

'A mailman? Why do you wanna kill a mailman?'

To which Bush turns t...

The Alou family

The most famous family to play baseball: the Alous. Felipe Alou, Moisés Alou, Jesus Alou, and Boog Powell. Boog changed his name because he did not want to come to home plate as Boog Alou.

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The Bush Administration Makes So Much Sense Now...

George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Bush frowns. “But how do...

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