Powell Jokes

when he asked her "I must say, you run a real tight ship over here, would you mind telling me some of your secrets or advice?".

The queen said "sure, its quite simple, I surround myself with smart people, for example, watch this". She then calls upon Tony Blair. "Tony, I have a simple questio... read more

...I think she smoked it by accident

>!but Hugo Chavez stole it!<

I started Kraken up

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Re... read more

The barman approaches them and asks:

'Hello boys, what are you doing here?'

'We're planning the Third World War.'

'Yeah? And what's the plan?'

'We'll kill 30 million Afghans, and a mailman.'

'A mailman? Why do you wanna kill a mailman?'

To which Bush turns t... read more

The most famous family to play baseball: the Alous. Felipe Alou, Moisés Alou, Jesus Alou, and Boog Powell. Boog changed his name because he did not want to come to home plate as Boog Alou.