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Baklava Jokes

Did you know it’s impossible to eat baklava underground?

Because then it’s bakmagma

How do you make baklava?

Take a chicken and drop it in a volcano.

What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano?

Baklava.

(It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)

A man in a baklava that covers his face is robbing another guy...

- "GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!" he yells as he looks menacing with a knife.

The other man gives him the wallet, and the robber opens it to take the money out...

- "Only 3 dollars?, what do you do for a living?"

- "Im an engineer"

The robber takes off the baklava and says:
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