The french revolution

The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

What do you call a vampire that never leaves?

A pain in the neck

What do you call a non-fiction vampire?

A real pain in the neck.

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Party Pooper

Why isn’t Count Dracula invited to more parties?

Because he’s a pain in the neck!

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

I recently bumped into a Frenchman wearing a bagel as a scarf.

He said it was a real pain in the neck.

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