UPJOKE

Why do some coffins have pillows? They aint gonna wake up with a sore neck

Thats like thinking about what college you want your unvaccinated kid to go to

all I wanted for Christmas

So a friend asked me if I got what I wanted for Christmas. I told him no and explain that I told my wife when she asked me what I wanted it was simple and wouldn't cost her anything I would give her everything she needed to complete the job. The only thing she had to worry about was possibly cleanin...

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