Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny

Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it

My friend keeps boasting that he's got a 3 foot tall pack of cards

Big deal...

Marriage is like a pack of cards...

Marriage is like a pack of cards: all you need at the start are two hearts and a diamond, but you end up wishing you had a club and a spade...

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