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What is an audiologist ?

Employee of the 'ear.

Why are audiologists known to be reasonable?

They have sound judgement

I told my audiologist that my hearing aids were shipped over a month ago.

I haven't heard anything since.

A couple escaped from their elderly home to have some beer

Just after the waitress took their order, the man whispered his wife.



"My dear, you know what, I have been naughty, I did a series of silent farts when the waitress was taking our order."



Wife: "Darling, we should not go back to our elderly home after the beer." ...

Double transplant

Guy comes back from his audiologist after a double transplant.

First thing he hears is ‘Happy new ears!’

An elderly man goes to the doctor and says...

An elderly man goes to the doctor and says he has a concerning problem. "Doctor," he says, "when I pass gas, it no longer smells or makes a sound." Baffled, the doctor orders a full battery of tests; physical examination, blood work, CT scan, stool sample, the entire work up. After reviewing the ...

An Elderly Woman Goes to the Doctor [long]

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and he asks her what the problem is.

"Well, you see, lately I have been having terrible problems with gas. Fortunately, they're very quiet and they have no odor. In fact, you'd probably be surprised to know that I've passed wind 4 times since you've come ...

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