A couple escaped from their elderly home to have some beer
Just after the waitress took their order, the man whispered his wife.
"My dear, you know what, I have been naughty, I did a series of silent farts when the waitress was taking our order."
Wife: "Darling, we should not go back to our elderly home after the beer." ...
Guy comes back from his audiologist after a double transplant.
First thing he hears is ‘Happy new ears!’
An Elderly Woman Goes to the Doctor [long]
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and he asks her what the problem is.
"Well, you see, lately I have been having terrible problems with gas. Fortunately, they're very quiet and they have no odor. In fact, you'd probably be surprised to know that I've passed wind 4 times since you've come ...