The other day I was organising snail races

They were moving really slow. Then I thought if I remove their shells then they would go faster, but if anything they were more sluggish

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I'm organising a charity ball next week, for people who struggle to reach orgasm.

Just let me know if you can't come

I was organising a bachelor's party for my friend. I invited the fire department,

Cause they got the thiccest hose in town

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I'm organising an charity...

...event in my town next weekend , we're gonna be in the Community Centre from 1 - 5 pm. There's gonna be a raffle & guest speaker & all the proceeds are in the name of erectile/ ejaculation dysfunction syndrome.


So please let me know if you cant come.

I'm organising a debate to decide which member of U2 is the best.

I'm doing it completely pro bono

The Women's March is organising a strike day where women won't do anything

Thank god I know how to make sandwiches

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I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax.

If you can't come, let me know.

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Halloween in Jamaica

It's Halloween in Jamaica and some friends are organising a costume party. Everyone's told that the theme of the party is Moods and Feelings.

One the night itself, there's a knock on the door and when the host opens it, standing on the porch are two guys, completely naked, except for the fact...

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