Why do teenagers always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they can’t even.
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Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3s, 5s and 7s?
Because they can't even.
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Why do koi fish travel in groups of four?
To protect the group from predators. When attacked, kois A, B, and C will go in one direction. The fourth one is the D koi.
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All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens?
An HOA
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Did you know that koi fish will travel in groups of 4 for safety?
>!When in danger, kois A, B, and C will flee and escape, leaving behind the Decoy.!<
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It dawned on me why teenagers are always in groups of 3 or 5
Because they can’t even
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Two groups of rabbis were having an argument at a synagogue...
Rabbi Isaac said: "Fourteen other rabbis here agree with me, Rabbi Herschel, please just accept our position."
Rabbi Herschel begins to pray along with two other rabbis who take his side, when all of a sudden, a great booming voice says: "I am Adonai, the Lord, and Rabbi Herschel is right" an...
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I didn’t know what to wear to my premature ejaculation support group
So I just came in my pants.
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Why did Soviet policemen always walk around in groups of three?
One could read, and was needed to read ID documents in case of an arrest.
One could write, and was needed to write down the names for punishment.
The third one was needed to keep an eye on these two dangerous intellectuals.
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Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three?
Because it says "No Trespassing".
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Scientists, as an experiment, take two groups of people.
The first is a hundred men and one woman, the second, a hundred women and one man. Each group is put on an uninhabited island, and left alone.
A month later, the scientists check how the societies developed.
Island one:
The woman is sitting on a throne, proud as a queen. The men...
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Koi fish are incredibly intelligent, and naturally form groups of four fish, with each having a specialized role.
The group is always led by a “leader fish”, called koi A. The other three fish will follow it everywhere.
Koi B is in charge of hunting for the group, and will report back to them with the location of food.
Koi C is usually a large, aggressive female. She protects the group from thre...
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Why can’t groups of Tyrannosauruses clap together..?
They have no rhythm
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Why don’t illegal immigrants ever cross the border in groups of three?
Because of all the No “Tres”passing signs that are posted
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Two groups of archers were in a battle.
the account of the battle was poorly translated through Spanish and went like this:
one group of archers fired rice at the other.
each of the archers in the second group was hit by January.
one lone surviving sad archer in the second group fired back a single wide brimmed hat....
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Sour Patch Kid Walks into a Support Group
Sour patch kid walks into a support group for separated couples.
He says, "Hello, I'm new, and my name is Barry. My wife, Godiva, and I have been together for 15 years, and have been separated for 2 of those years. She claims my mood swings are 'unbearable' "
Everyone says "Hi Barry ...
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When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
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How do I infiltrate these anti-vaxx groups?
One of them might be crazy enough to date me
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