Why do teenage girls only hang out in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can’t even.

Two strangers get paired up golfing

They’re both pretty avid golfers, so they’re playing a speedy round.

They play through a couple groups and end up behind a couple ladies further up the fairway.

The one chap decides to walk up and ask if they can play through. About halfway towards them, he stops dead and turns aroun...

I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups

because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

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I didn’t know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Support Group

So I just came in my pants

How do I infiltrate these anti-vaxx groups?

One of them might be crazy enough to date me

Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5 and 7?

Because they literally can't even

Americans like to fish by shooting guns at big groups of fish from their boats.

They call it "School Shootings".

What did the blonde do when she learned 1 in 8 women will get breast cancer?

She decided to only hang out in groups of 7 or fewer.

Old Soviet Joke

Picked this up from a collection of Soviet-era jokes

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Q: "Why do the secret police patrol in groups of three?"

A: "That way there's always one who can read, and one who can write."

Q: "What about the third?"

A: "Someone's got to keep an eye on the two dangero...

The seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6...

One of them isn’t Happy!

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