If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,

Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?

I am like air resistance

Everyone neglects me

Whats Tom Hanks Without Resistance?

Tanks

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Did you hear about the cockney hobo who offered no resistance to electrical current?

He was ohm-less.

How did the protestors win electrical conductance?

How did the protestors win electrical conductance?


They one by resistance.

Current times are scary. We must rise up against it. We need current times resistance.

We need voltage.

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Who's the toughest

A group of old men were sitting at the local VFW, downing beers and trading war stories.

They were joined by another old man, who was new to their club, so they took their turns trying to prove who was the toughest.

First the Navy guy stood up: "I was on the USS Indianapolis, when it g...

Guys, I think the Monks are forming a Resistance..

They just keep saying "Ohmmm.. Ohmmm..."

How do resistance fighters get pregnant?

Rebel scum

I used to be in the Resistance.

But I got so good at it that I started resisting them.

You know what the scientists always say to build up resistance to distractions and channel nature

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm

A Chemist, an Engineer, an Electrician and an IT guy get stranded on the side of the road after their car break down...

It’s the dead of winter and the wind chill is below freezing. One of them gets off the phone with the towing company, “they said it’s going to be at least two hours.” They all stay in the car.


After a few minutes the Chemist tells the other three, “I’m pretty sure I know what happened......

Why are monks so good at protesting?

The more ohms you have, the greater the resistance.

Glad to see my Buddhist friends join and chant in the protests

Everyone knows the more Ohms- the greater the resistance.

Meditation

Why does meditation get so much resistance?

Because there's too many Ohms.

The personal trainer at the gym advised me to try some resistance training. So far it's going really well.

I've resisted going to the gym for six days now.

Why'd the air resistance committed suicide?

Because he's always being neglected

There once were two people out in the woods...

When they happened to come upon an old well. One person looks at the other and says, "I wonder how deep that well is."

The other responds, "We can figure that out quick enough. Grab one of these logs here, toss it down the well, and count how long it takes to splash."

So the two find a...

Don't understand why people offer up so much resistance?

You're not the ohmly one

"Would you like to partake in resistance training?"

"No."

"That's what I like to hear."

Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria?

He had diplomatic immunity.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............?

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A Stormtrooper and a Twi’lek prostitute are chatting after sex

She says to him, “You know, I’ve fucked guys from the Empire and from the Resistance and I’m more partial to you Imperials.”

“Why is that?” Asks the stormtrooper.

“Well you guys always seem to last longer.”

“Is that so? Whats wrong with the Rebels?”

“Well,” she says with...

funniest joke you'll hear today about congestive heart failure

Assuming you are healthy, your heart when working normally, acts, sort of like a pump, or rather, two pumps. You see, your right heart expands to draw deoxygenated blood in from the body, and contracts to pump it out to the lungs to become oxygenated. And at the same time, your left heart draws in o...

Why should the government never use protestors in circuits?

They have too much resistance.

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