When the curator of The British Museum was asked how they felt about exotic & foreign art exhibitions, he replied...
We could take them or leave them
An artist walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"I don't like the way the art world is going. I've read that in the future many exhibitions will only feature digital images displayed on plasma screens in darkened, futuristic galleries," he complained to the bartender. "I'm going to miss the art formerly known as prints.