Organ Donor Jokes - 34 Hilarious Organ Donor Jokes

I hope Stephen Hawkins was an organ donor

I really need some parts for my go kart

It's easy to tell if someone is an organ donor.

In fact, its a dead giveaway.

Is good intention enough to be an organ donor?

No, it also takes guts.

I can’t be in the national organ donor program.

I just don’t have the guts.

I’ve decided to become an organ donor...

That way when I die an elephant gets a new trunk.

Have I ever told you the story about the organ donor?

It's really disheartening.

Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor...

... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart

What do you call an emortal organ donor

A liver

My drivers license says I'm an organ donor,

but jokes on them because I own a piano.

Are you an organ donor?

Or an organ don'tor?

Celine Dion is an organ donor...

So when she dies, her heart will go on.

This guy marched up to me and asked, "Excuse me, but have you considered becoming an organ donor?"

I looked him straight in the eye and said, "Father, I think this church should be able to afford its own!"

I’m an organ donor and the other day I was on my way to donate blood.

But I had to stop when the police started asking me about where the heck did I get a bucketful of blood.

Abandoned slogan: “Become an organ donor...”

“...What have you got to lose?”

Vital organ donors never laugh at my jokes.

It’s as if they have no heart.

My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor...

because "who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"

My friend asked me why i didn't sign my organ donor card

I want somebody else to be able to use it after I have died.

What kind of food do organ donors eat?

Organic

my dad asked me if I have an organ donor card.

i guess he really is a man after my own heart.

A registered organ donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime...

Because they de-liver for free.

We really need to respect organ donors...

It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)

The pretty lady at the DMV urged me to sign up to be an organ donor.

That's when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!

I think my organ donor girlfriend wants to break up with me.

She just doesn't have the guts to do it.

What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery?

"at least his death wasn't in vein"

The person at the drivers license office asked me if I wanted to be an organ donor.

I said sure, and I hope my Wurlitzer goes to a good cause.

I was driving home today and got stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Be an organ donor!"...

They were doing 20 in a 30.

I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.

One day, two organ donors fell in love with one another.

Eventually they didn't have eyes for one another

When I got my license they asked if I wanted to be an organ donor.

I said "I don't own an organ".

I'm one of the few people willing to step into a boxing ring with Mike Tyson

Because I'm an organ donor, it'd be a charity event.

If lawyers are disbarred and priests are defrocked, then...

Electricians are delighted

Corpses are decrypted

Cowboys are deranged

Models are deposed

Underwear models are debriefed

Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted

Jilted women are debrided

HVAC technicians are deducted

Tennis linemen ar...

A death row prisoner found himself in the heaven after his death.

He asked the god,"Do all executed prisoners go to heaven?"

The god replied,"No,but all organ donors will go to heaven."

What do you call a family that gives a pipe organ to the church?

Organ donors.

People in China eat all kinds of crazy foods

But for some reason they only take halal organ donors

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A prostitute has a problem...

There once was a very prolific prostitute. She serviced many a John and a Jane over her career.

Her biggest insecurity was always the way her vagina looked. She had rather large pussy lips (labia minora). Occasionally, she would be rejected by a client because of the way her lady bits looked...

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