The hospital taking too long to get a new cornea for my SO.

I need to find a faster wife-eye provider.

A cornea, a female sheep, a tire and a nerd walk into a haunted house

The cornea bounces in first, making plenty of noise all throughout the house, and leaves terrified and satisfied.

The female sheep prances in next, and terrified bleeting can be heard by all, before she leaves in fear.

The tire rolls in next, making loud, frightened rubbery noises insi...

I was going to post a Dad-joke about eyeballs.

But I think it would be too cornea for you all.

I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...

But it just keeps getting cornea and cornea

I told my ophthalmologist father I didn’t want to hear anymore eye jokes.

They just get cornea and cornea...

I love jokes about eyes.

The cornea the better. Bad puns are how eye roll.

Everyone tells me nose jokes stink...

but I think eye jokes are cornea

Doctor told me I have viral eye infection...

Must be the cornea virus

Thought I would never find true love until a Chinese woman stole my heart,

And my kidneys, and my corneas, and my lungs.

I'd tell a joke about eyes

But nobody likes vitreous humor.

It doesn't get much cornea than this.

Which part of the body makes the worst jokes?

The Cornea

What do you call a sore eyed joke?

Cornea

The other day I went to get my eyes tested.

I am quite an anxious person and thought I would try to crack a joke to break the awkward silence.


'Would you like to hear a joke?' I asked


The optometrist replied 'Sure! The cornea the better.'

Eyes always tell the worst jokes

They're cornea.

My optician makes jokes each time I go

They get cornea each time.

My optometrist likes to make eye puns

they keep getting cornea and cornea

I had botched eye surgery recently and now I can't stop making puns...

My jokes are cornea than ever

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes.
But opticians like them *cornea*.

As far as ocular wordplay goes...

*Eye* can't think of a *cornea*-r pun than this!

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