The hospital taking too long to get a new cornea for my SO.
I need to find a faster wife-eye provider.
A man walks into an eye doctor…..
……..he says hello to the doctor, and the doctor says the same. The doctor asks the man if he’d like to hear a joke. The man says yes. “Why does the phone wears glasses?” The doctor asked. The man shakes his head in confusion. The doctor continues, “because he doesn’t have any contacts”. The man frus...
An eye-rolling joke
Dad: You know who all I saw today?
Dad: Everybody I looked at
Dad: You don't like my vision joke? Too bad, that's how eye-roll ** rolls eyes **
Daughter: I'm not laughing at your eye rolling jokes again
Dad: Why? Is it too "...
A cornea, a female sheep, a tire and a nerd walk into a haunted house
The cornea bounces in first, making plenty of noise all throughout the house, and leaves terrified and satisfied.
The female sheep prances in next, and terrified bleeting can be heard by all, before she leaves in fear.
The tire rolls in next, making loud, frightened rubbery noises insi...
Once I told an eye joke,
Apparently no one had ever heard a cornea joke before.
I was going to post a Dad-joke about eyeballs.
But I think it would be too cornea for you all.
I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...
But it just keeps getting cornea and cornea
I told my ophthalmologist father I didn’t want to hear anymore eye jokes.
They just get cornea and cornea...
I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea the better. Bad puns are how eye roll.
Thought I would never find true love until a beautiful woman stole my heart
And my kidneys, and my corneas, and my lungs.
Everyone tells me nose jokes stink...
but I think eye jokes are cornea
I was gonna make a joke about eyeballs but..
everything I came up with was extremely cornea
Doctor told me I have viral eye infection...
Must be the cornea virus
Which part of the body makes the worst jokes?
I'd tell a joke about eyes
But nobody likes vitreous humor.
It doesn't get much cornea than this.
What do you call a sore eyed joke?
Eyes always tell the worst jokes
The other day I went to get my eyes tested.
I am quite an anxious person and thought I would try to crack a joke to break the awkward silence.
'Would you like to hear a joke?' I asked
The optometrist replied 'Sure! The cornea the better.'
My optician makes jokes each time I go
They get cornea each time.
My optometrist likes to make eye puns
they keep getting cornea and cornea
Which profession has the worst sense of humour?
Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes. But opticians like them *cornea*.