During an interview, my boss-to- be said that she only had 3 openings
I said "I know"
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Two openings 4 me
I Received a call from a recruitment consultancy. She said to me: "Sir I have two openings for you...!"
I replied : Yes. I know.
There was a long silence and then she said.....
Asshole!
Then I said, I prefer the other one
Went to a job interview today and the lady interviewing me told me she has 3 openings
Apparently “how many did you get filled over the weekend?” was the wrong question
Valid arguments are like anime openings
There’s always a but(t).
Huge spike in auto-burglaries where crooks cut openings through top of convertibles.
Police spokesman says this type of crime is “through the roof.”
So I got a call from a lady from a recruiting firm and she said "Well, I've got 3 openings..."
I said " obviously,you are a woman ".
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