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Openings Jokes

During an interview, my boss-to- be said that she only had 3 openings

I said "I know"

Went to a job interview today and the lady interviewing me told me she has 3 openings

Apparently “how many did you get filled over the weekend?” was the wrong question

Valid arguments are like anime openings

There’s always a but(t).

Huge spike in auto-burglaries where crooks cut openings through top of convertibles.

Police spokesman says this type of crime is “through the roof.”

So I got a call from a lady from a recruiting firm and she said "Well, I've got 3 openings..."

I said " obviously,you are a woman ".
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