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Porta Jokes

There was a porta-potty near the edge of a small cliff

Everyday young Bobby would walk by it on the way home from school, and every day he would resist the temptation to kick it off the edge of the cliff.

This all changed one day when Bobby had a particularly bad day at school. He had learned about boring topics, like how George Washington cut do...

What do you call the weight of a porta-potty when the tank is full?

The gross weight

I hate when people smoke in the porta potties at my job

It makes it hard to enjoy my sandwich

Accidentally dropped a 20 dollar bill in a porta potty

Thought “Damn, no way I’m reaching in there for a measly 20”

So I took out a hundred from my wallet and dropped it in.

Now for 120, I’ll definitely go in.

To me, girls are like porta-potties.

The hotter they are, the less likely I am to get inside of them.

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I don't know how people have sex in a porta potty

There's no fucking room

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I had a job building porta-potties

I had a job building Porta - potties

But people would shit all over my work

What did the police officer say to the failed porta potty thief that got crushed when it fell on him during his attempted getaway?

“Stop! In the name of the law, you are under arrestroom!”

"Dude, I really gotta go to the bathroom"

"We got a new Porta Potty backstage"
"Good, I can finally stop going in your trailer."
"...You've been using the bathroom in my trailer?"
"...... Your trailer has a bathroom?"

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I got the worst blue balls ever today.

Man, I hate back splash from porta-potties

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A Banana walks into a bar

He sits down and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender brings the banana his beverage and the banana begins to drink the beverage. Then a beautiful cucumber enters the bar and sits by the banana. The banana is quite taken by the cucumber. He asks if she’d like to go with him to the bathroom fo...

What is the other name for a really bad party bus?

A porta party

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On Top of The Toilet - The_Merciless_Potato

A crappy feeling's comin' over me

There is defecation in 'most everything I see

Not a toilet in sight, ate a taco and some fries

And I won't be surprised if it's a stream



Every worst food-combo in the world

Is now coming true especially inside me

And...

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NSFW - Getting a kiss might make your day, ...

Getting a kiss might make your day, but getting anal will make your hole weak.

Read this in a porta-poty at Roskilda music festival last week.

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