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What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman?

The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick.

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Didn't like shopping there anyway

Yesterday I was at my local TESCO’ store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout
queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? On impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot ...

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A man goes to a brothel and asks for a unique experience.

A man goes to a brothel and asks for a unique experience.

The madam introduces him to a working woman with a glass eye whom brings him to her room.

Once there, she pops the glass eye out of the socket and tells the man to insert his penis in the orifice and thrust in and out.

F...

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God on butts...

God: let's make them poop and fart from the same orifice

Angels: how will they control what happens when?

God: make it work seamlessly like 95% of the time

Angels: and the other 5%?

God: tell them I work in mysterious ways

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Did you hear about the penis that got into trouble at work?

He's in the HR's orifice now.

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A chicken walks into a bar..

..and orders five flagons of mead. After the fourth alcoholic beverage, the bartender asks him..

  

"Hey buddy why the long fac..oh wait not a horse lol."

  

The chicken gulps down his fifth drink and laments.

  

"You see, that ott...

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Choking on the Phonetic Alphabet

Last week, I was registering for a website when I ran into a little trouble and had to call their customer support. We were going through some basic form information and he was having trouble understanding my spelling so he told me to use the phonetic alphabet.

For those of you that don't kn...

A woman goes to a doctor's office.

Upset and panicky, she blurts out, “Doctor, every time I go to a bar, I wake up days later in a strange part of town, surrounded by guys, bleeding from every orifice, my clothing ripped and stained, my money gone, with dry, cracked hands.”

The doctor nods. “You clearly have a problem.” ...

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A worried woman...[nsfw]

A woman begins dating a new man, and it seems like their relationship is developing well. However, she's worried about the overly large size of her lady orifice. So, she decides to hold off the young man's ardor. She knows she can't wait forever, but she just can't think of what else to do.

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