Patient: I think I have a problem. I don't want to have sex with my wife anymore. Only thing I can get off to is porn.
Therapist: Have you tried to stop watching porn for awhile?
Patient: Yes. I've tried everything. I keep going back to porn. It just scratches my itch that real sex can...
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The rabbit, the bear, and the wish granting frog (My first post, please be gentle)
A rabbit was sitting in the forest straining to expel the demons caused from a bad meal he had eaten the night before, when he heard a rustling in the bush not far from him. Knowing he was near the bottom of the food chain, he tried to hurry it up.
Just as the rabbit finished his business, ...