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Jokes about murderers aren’t funny.

Unless they’re executed properly, that is.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Marine returns from duty in Iraq and is immediately reassigned to a remote location in Afghanistan

That evening he arrives at his new post; a run down mosque in the middle of nowhere.

As he switches over with the marine currently stationed there, he realises there is no bed, no clean water, no toilet, just him, his weapon and the dirt on the floor.

The next morning he wakes up to fi...

Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?

We can share LifeHacks ...

How do you tell murderers apart?

Their Serial Number

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