A Marine returns from duty in Iraq and is immediately reassigned to a remote location in Afghanistan
That evening he arrives at his new post; a run down mosque in the middle of the mountains.
As he switches over with the marine currently stationed there, he realises there is no clean water, no toilet, just him, his weapon, the insects, and a pile of straw on the floor as a bed.
I picked up a hitchhiker the other night on the way home from work.
He said "aren't you worried I'm might have been a murderer or something?"
I said, "what's the chances of there being two murderers in the same car at the same time??.
Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?
We can share LifeHacks ...
How do you tell murderers apart?
Their Serial Number
Three murderers are on death row. The day rolls around for their execution. The first man sits in the electric chair and the priest says...
“Any last words?” The murderer exclaims “I’m innocent!” They pull the handle, but nothing happens. The electricity doesn’t run. The priest, astonished, says “that’s a 1 in a million chance, it must be a sign from god. you have be telling the truth.” And the first murderer is free to go.