Murderers Jokes - 10 Hilarious Murderers Jokes

Jokes about murderers aren’t funny.

Unless they’re executed properly, that is.

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Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?

We can share LifeHacks ...

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How do you tell murderers apart?

Their Serial Number

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A Marine returns from duty in Iraq and is immediately reassigned to a remote location in Afghanistan

That evening he arrives at his new post; a run down mosque in the middle of nowhere.

As he switches over with the marine currently stationed there, he realises there is no bed, no clean water, no toilet, just him, his weapon and the dirt on the floor.

The next morning he wakes up to fi...

I hate child murderers

They are young and small.

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Why don't murderers often attend tea parties?

They prefer a casual tea.

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What did murderers say in the 70's?

I dig your grave, man

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I've been hearing a lot about mass murderers lately....

It must be a scary time to be catholic.

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Why are Boy Scouts such great murderers?

Because they leave no trace.

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Three murderers are on death row. The day rolls around for their execution. The first man sits in the electric chair and the priest says...

“Any last words?” The murderer exclaims “I’m innocent!” They pull the handle, but nothing happens. The electricity doesn’t run. The priest, astonished, says “that’s a 1 in a million chance, it must be a sign from god. you have be telling the truth.” And the first murderer is free to go.

The s...

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