What do you call a traitor among the musicians ?

An Orchestraitor

I hear a lot of talk about trump being a traitor.

Now is that a nice thing to say about a comrade?

What do you call a deaf traitor?

A mutineer (mute-in-ear)!

I’m a traitor to all the women in the world

But I don’t need them, I can turn on myself.

What do you call a traitor’s leg

A blasfemur

A religious traitor

Son: Dad, what's a religious traitor?

Father: A person who leaves our church and joins another.

Son: And what is a person who leaves another church and joins ours?

Father: A convert, son, a blessed convert.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur.


Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

A woman wanted to prank her husband

So she left a note for the husband to read after he comes home from work, the note said that she's leaving and she doesn't want to come back, and then she hid under the bed to see his reaction once he reads it.

The husband soon comes in and reads the note, he then took a pen out of his pocket...

Julius Caesar: ”Brutus, that’s a very nice dagger, is it new?”

Brutus: “Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe’s.”

Where does Donald Trump Jr. buy his groceries?

Traitor Joe's

What do you call a member of the blue man group when he's caught red-handed betraying his fellow blue men?

The purple traitor of a crime.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead undergo spy training

The pass all test with ease, and score top marks on all exams. Finally, after an easy year of training, they are told to go the headmaster's office, James Bond himself. "First of all, congratulations for you excellent grades in all classes, he said, but you have one final exam to pass. In the room b...

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The King of the Jungle [long] [nsfw]

The lion, the king of the jungle, once summoned all the animals to celebrate his new born child. Sure enough all the animals showed up and gazed with awe upon the famous lion's rock.

The lion roared fiercly and all animals awaited silently the big announcement of their king. After a brief mom...

No hurry!

Three traitors were captured in the war and were about to face a firing squad. Before their execution they were asked what they would like to eat for their last meal.

The first prisoner asked for a juicy steak. He was served the steak and then taken away to be shot.

The second prison...

Where does Mike Flynn do his grocery shopping?

Traitor Joe’s

How do you know when Vladimir Putin farts?

Donald Trump burps.

(Edit: LOL, apparently I hit a nerve among the traitors.)

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