when I made love to her I was charged with desecrating a historical landmark
Your momma so old…
You should call her and check in. Just say hello. Tell her you love her.
Your momma so old...
Her first celebrity crush was Hercules.
Yo Momma so Old
Her social security number is 3.
Yo momma so old...
...when electricity was invented she was already 3 months due on the bill
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Hope this original, but prob not
Yo momma so old her first birthday gift was a fucking rib bone.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
