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Concubine Jokes

Do you know what a male concubine is called?

A concubone

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The maid told her mistress :"I think I deserve a raise"

Mistress : Give me reasons why you need a raise?"

Maid "I cook better than you"

Mistress :" Who told that?"

Maid " Your husband did."

Mistress "Hmmm"

Maid "I clean the house better than you"

Mistress :" Who told that?"

Maid " Your husband did."
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In 2022, Putin went to meet Xi Jinping in Beijing.

They had dinner at the Palace, and sat down afterwards alone for drinks and cigars to discuss business.

After a little bit Xi asks Putin "hey, you wanna see something?" and he rings a little bell that's sitting on the coffee table.

A beautiful concubine walks in to the room, kneels in ...

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A long time ago in China, man decided to marry a concubine.

But he insisted the new woman be a virgin. Someone suggested that after he found a suitable woman, on their wedding night he should show her his penis. If she didn't know what it was, that would mean she was truly virginal.

So on the wedding night his pulled out his penis and showed it to t...

Did you boys ever hear of the planet where the inhabitants were mobile flowers?

Remarkably similar to Earthly blossoms, but they had feet and human intelligence.

The whole planet was ruled by a king called Richard the Artichoke-Heart, and one day at a court orgy his eye was caught by Fuchsia, a pale-eyed perennial. Her beauty was so great it almost made up for her stupi...

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Did you hear the one...?

Did you hear the one about the Concubine and the Muse...?

Fucking Inspirational...!!!

Drunk Roman

After a good orgy that involved many concubines and plenty of mead a Roman citizen hops on his carriage speeding like a madman trying to get home, a centurion noticed him and pooled him over.

''Sir, are you drunk while driving? ''

"That's absurd, how dare you accuse me! "

"Al...

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