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Every “yo mamma” joke has been done thousands of time, by thousand of people.

Kinda like yo mamma.
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Yo mamma so ugly...

The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.
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Yo mamma so fat

That her pronouns are kg/lbs
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Yo mamma’s so ugly...

Yo daddy takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mamma so fat

Her favourite soccer team is Hamburg
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Yo mamma so fat... if she was murdered her chalk outline would be a circle..

I know it's not mine. But just heard it for the first time the other day. Made me smile. What is your favorite yo mamma jokes? Would love to read them
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What’s your favorite “yo mamma” joke?

One of my favorites: your mama’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.
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Yo mamma is so stupid...

She went to buy pictures at Adobe Photoshop
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Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times..

Just like yo mamma
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You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...

They consider cows to be sacred.
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Yo mamma is so old…

…that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.
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Yo mamma so fat…

For Halloween she put on a bedsheet and went as Antarctica.
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Yo mamma's so fat

They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.
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Yo mamma so fat

When she steps on a scale I see my phone number
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The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...

Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
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Yo mamma so fat

Ed Sheeran had a stroke trying to sing the shape of her
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Yo Mamma soooo stupid ...

Her offspring doesn't even know how to finish a sen
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Yo mamma so slow

It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
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Yo mamma so heavy...

it takes a Ukrainian tractor to pull her.
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Yo mamma so ugly

She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.
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My Astronomy professor told me, “Yo mamma’s so fat”

“She has her own LaGrange points”
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Yo mamma’s so fat that during full moon she turns into a ware…

house!
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What’s the difference between yo mamma and a Walrus?

One is fat, stinks of fish and has a moustache. And the other is a walrus
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Yo mamma so ugly

The CDC recommends she continue to wear a mask after the pandemic is over.
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Yo Mamma is So Fat.....

when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....
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Yo mamma so fat..

that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
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Yo mamma so old,

she has a separate entrance for black dicks.

Yo Mamma

So fat she needs to social distance 12`
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Yo Mamma is like the inventor of the steamboat

They’re both a Fulton
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Yo mamma's so fat that...

...when she got covid the CDC classified it a super spreader event.
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What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?

Where's popcorn?
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ur mamma soooooo dumb

she though that Starbucks was alien currency.
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Yo Mamma’s so ugly...

She’s been inspiring others to practice social distancing her whole life!
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Yo mamma's so fat...

if she wrote a book about herself it would be an autogeography.
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What did baby corn tell mamma corn?

Where’s pop corn?

From my 7 year old daughter.
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Yo mamma is so......

Nice, I highly value the talks we’ve had.
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Yo Mamma's so dumb

She thinks #metoo is a Pokemon
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Yo mamma so stupid

She thought consumerism was the political force driving people to eat more.
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Yo mamma is so fat

She needs 2 cars to go places.

1 for her to drive in and the other to follow that says 'Oversize Load'
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Yo mamma is so stupid...

If a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it'd just keep on walking.
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Yo mamma is so fat...

Thanos had to snap twice to kill her
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Yo mamma so dumb

I told her i wanted to do it doggystyle so she sat on the carpet and started licking her own pussy

Yo mamma so ugly...

my dog closes his eyes while humping her leg.
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Mamma Mia!

Gina had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.

So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.

But her mother reassured her.

"Don't worry, Gina. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
...

Yo mamma

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo mammas so fat,

China is planning on landing on her dark side!
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Yo mamma is so fat

She got arrested for deforestation because she went vegan for lunch.
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Yo mamma so hairy

She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is
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Yo Mamma's so dumb...

...she works at 2 strip clubs and told me she was bipolar.
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Yo mamma is so fat

When she’s sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean
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Yo Mamma's so Fat...

That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".

Yo mamma so dumb

She thinks judo is what you make bagels with
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Yo Mamma so fat...

Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.
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Yo mamma so poor

I saw her kicking a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"
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Yo mamma so fat...

...is the real reason yo daddy left.

Happy Father's Day!
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Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.
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Yo mamma's so classless...

she could be a marxist utopia!
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I saw an Australian guy playing Mamma Mia on his Didgeridoo.

I thought, that's "ABBAriginal".
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Your mamma is so ugly Santa came down the chimney and said

Ho Ho Holy shit

Mamma always said, "Reddit is like a box of chocolates."

You never know what you're gonna get, but it will be the same few chocolates every time."
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Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?

-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves crabs.

-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.

-No problem, Lana.
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AskJokes: Do you have any classy "yo mamma" jokes?

Would be nice if you guys could help out:

http://www.reddit.com/r/yomamma

Here's something to warm you up:

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb...

She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!

Original. You're welcome.
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Yo mamma's so old that...

...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!
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It happened once...

A little boy once came home with a 10 dollar bill and he said "I found it".

His mother asked "Luke, did you really find it? Are you sure?"

He said "Sure mamma, I even saw the man looking for it"

\- Sadhguru
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The most high brow yo 'mamma joke...

Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!
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Giorgio, the Italian immigrant...

(long) ...came to the US back in the 1960s before digital photos, cell phones, or computers. He wanted to get a professional photo taken to be sent to his mamma in Italy to show her how well he was doing.

The photographer said he would be at Giorgio’s home at 11:00. But, Giorgio understood 1:...
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Every time I hear ANOTHER person talking about that new Mamma Mia film I think...

...here we go again
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