Yo mamma so slow

It took her nine months to make a joke

Yo mamma so ugly

She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mamma is so fat

That her patronus is a cake

Yo Mamma So Stupid

She thought Chicken Stock was KFC's share market

Your mamma’s so fat

She uses the large hadron collider as a hula hoop

Yo mamma's so fat

They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.

Yo mamma so ugly...

The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.

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They don't have "yo mamma" jokes in Japan.

They have "umami" jokes!

Yo mamma so fat

When she steps on a scale I see my phone number

Yo mamma so fat

Yo momma so fat, clumsy and stupid, on her way to Wal-Mart she tripped over kmart and fell on target.

Yo mamma so ugly

The CDC recommends she continue to wear a mask after the pandemic is over.

Every “yo mamma” joke has been done thousands of time, by thousand of people.

Kinda like yo mamma.

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times

Just like yo mamma

What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?

Where's popcorn?

Yo mamma's so fat that...

...when she got covid the CDC classified it a super spreader event.

Yo mamma’s so ugly...

Yo daddy takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

What did baby corn tell mamma corn?

Where’s pop corn?

From my 7 year old daughter.

Yo Mamma’s so ugly...

She’s been inspiring others to practice social distancing her whole life!

Yo Mamma is So Fat.....

when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....

What does The Nativity and Mamma Mia have in common?

A mysteriously pregnant woman is visited by three men who worship her child.

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Woman meets the Italian

One day, a woman has a date with a French guy at his hotel room, floor 10. The french guy makes the balcony in a romantic mood, wine, food so the woman can enjoy the time with him.

After some time, woman asks the french guy:

Woman: If I would be your girlfriend, how would you treat me?...

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Yo’ mamma so fat

She needs to lift the seat to poop.

Italian couple get married and having dinner at lady's Mum's house

(best told in Italian accent, sorry if I brutalise Italian accent).
Maria is daughter of elderly, quite traditional Italian mother. Franko is her new hubby, war veteran, early discharge after accidentally stepping on a landmine.
Daughter, son in law and Mum hanging out in kitchen, Mum turns to...

ur mamma soooooo dumb

she though that Starbucks was alien currency.

Yo mamma's so fat...

if she wrote a book about herself it would be an autogeography.

You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...

They consider cows to be sacred.

Yo Mamma's so dumb

She thinks #metoo is a Pokemon

Yo mamma is so......

Nice, I highly value the talks we’ve had.

Yo mamma is so stupid...

If a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it'd just keep on walking.

Pure Breed?

A Polar Bear and his son were walking through the icy glaciers, when the little Polar Bear says to his father, "Dad... are we pure blooded Polar Bear?" The father bear looks at his son and says, "Why, yes son, of course we are!"

The next day the little Polar Bear is hunting for seals with his...

The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...

Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

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Yo mamma so old,

she has a separate entrance for black dicks.

Stand up Comedy on Star Trek

Yo mamma so fat… she tried to use the teleporter, but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side

Yo mamma so stupid

She thought consumerism was the political force driving people to eat more.

Yo mamma so fat...

The only thing stopping her from joining the gym is the front door.

I saw an Australian guy playing Mamma Mia on his Didgeridoo.

I thought, that's "ABBAriginal".

Yo mamma so fat

I swerved in my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

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Yo mamma so dumb

I told her i wanted to do it doggystyle so she sat on the carpet and started licking her own pussy

Mamma always said, "Reddit is like a box of chocolates."

You never know what you're gonna get, but it will be the same few chocolates every time."

Yo mamma so fat..

that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mammas so fat,

China is planning on landing on her dark side!

Yo mamma so ugly...

my dog closes his eyes while humping her leg.

Yo mamma is so fat...

When she does bungee jumping she goes straight to hell.

Yo mamma is so fat

She got arrested for deforestation because she went vegan for lunch.

Yo mamma is so fat

When she’s sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean

Yo mamma's so fat...

that she takes selfies in panorama mode

Yo mamma is so ugly

when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals.

Yo Mamma's so dumb...

...she works at 2 strip clubs and told me she was bipolar.

Yo mamma so poor

I saw her kicking a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"

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Yo Mamma's so Fat...

That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".

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Your mamma is so ugly Santa came down the chimney and said

Ho Ho Holy shit

Yo Mamma so fat...

Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.

Yo mamma so dumb

She thinks judo is what you make bagels with

Every time I hear ANOTHER person talking about that new Mamma Mia film I think...

...here we go again

If yo mamma wasn’t so expensive...

... I could’ve been yo daddy.

Yo mamma so fat...

...is the real reason yo daddy left.

Happy Father's Day!

Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.

Yo mamma

is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

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Mamma Mia!

Gina had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.

So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.

But her mother reassured her.

"Don't worry, Gina. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
...

I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo.

That's Abba-rigonal

Yo mamma's so classless...

she could be a marxist utopia!

Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?

-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves crabs.

-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.

-No problem, Lana.

AskJokes: Do you have any classy "yo mamma" jokes?

Would be nice if you guys could help out:

http://www.reddit.com/r/yomamma

Here's something to warm you up:

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb...

She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!

Original. You're welcome.

A collection of Waspy jokes about yo-mamma

1. Your mother is so déclassé, she has a time-share
near Sea World!

2. Your mother is so prescription drug dependent,
she pops Xanax like Godiva bonbons!

3. Your mother is so lower middle-class, she thinks
Egyptian cotton smells of camels!

4. Your mother...

The most high brow yo 'mamma joke...

Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!

Yo mamma's so old that...

...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!

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