Yo mamma's so fat...

if she wrote a book about herself it would be an autogeography.

Yo mamma’s so ugly...

Yo daddy takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Every “yo mamma” joke has been done thousands of time, by thousand of people.

Kinda like yo mamma.

Yo mamma is so fat...

Thanos had to snap twice to kill her

Yo mamma's so fat...

She had to get her drivers license photo from Google earth!

Yo mamma is so......

Nice, I highly value the talks we’ve had.

I saw an Australian guy playing Mamma Mia on his Didgeridoo.

I thought, that's "ABBAriginal".

Yo Mamma so stupid...

she played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.

Yo mama is so fat she deep fries her fingers before she bites her nails.

Random text here because in all honesty, who opens "yo mamma" jokes anymore?

Can we ban Yo Mamma jokes on this sub....

she is my girlfriend and I don't like to see her being joked about

Yo mamma so fat...

The only thing stopping her from joining the gym is the front door.

Yo mamma so fat when she moves earth moves in opposite direction.

because it’s flat, you dumb genius.

Yo mamma is so fat

She got arrested for deforestation because she went vegan for lunch.

Yo mamma so fat

I swerved in my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Yo mammas so fat,

China is planning on landing on her dark side!

Yo mamma so ugly...

my dog closes his eyes while humping her leg.

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Yo mamma so dumb

I told her i wanted to do it doggystyle so she sat on the carpet and started licking her own pussy

Yo mamma so hairy

She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is

Yo mamma so poor...

when she went to a funeral, she couldn’t even pay respects.

Yo mamma is so fat...

When she does bungee jumping she goes straight to hell.

Mamma always said, "Reddit is like a box of chocolates."

You never know what you're gonna get, but it will be the same few chocolates every time."

If yo mamma wasn’t so expensive...

... I could’ve been yo daddy.

Yo mamma so dumb

She thinks judo is what you make bagels with

You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...

They consider cows to be sacred.

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Yo mamma so old,

she has a separate entrance for black dicks.

Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound

She needs a seismograph

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Lets hear your best "Yo momma" joke

Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls ass it takes two trips

Yo mamma is so fat

When she’s sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean

The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...

Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

Every time I hear ANOTHER person talking about that new Mamma Mia film I think...

...here we go again

Yo Mamma so fat...

Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.

Yo mamma so fat...

...is the real reason yo daddy left.

Happy Father's Day!

Yo mamma

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mamma's broke

Because she was so fat she didn't fit in her window of opportunity.

Yo mamma so poor

I saw her kicking a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"

Yo mamma so fat...

That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

Yo mamma's so classless...

she could be a marxist utopia!

10 YO MAMA Jokes - Wich one is your favorite?

1) Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
2) Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
3) Yo Mamma So Fat, Dora Can't Explore Her.
4) Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
5) Yo mamma so fat...

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Your mamma is so ugly Santa came down the chimney and said

Ho Ho Holy shit

Yo mamma so fat..

that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb...

She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!

Original. You're welcome.

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Yo Mamma's so Fat...

That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".

Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?

-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves crabs.

-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.

-No problem, Lana.

Yo Mamma is So Fat.....

when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....

A collection of Waspy jokes about yo-mamma

1. Your mother is so déclassé, she has a time-share
near Sea World!

2. Your mother is so prescription drug dependent,
she pops Xanax like Godiva bonbons!

3. Your mother is so lower middle-class, she thinks
Egyptian cotton smells of camels!

4. Your mother...

AskJokes: Do you have any classy "yo mamma" jokes?

Would be nice if you guys could help out:


Here's something to warm you up:

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo.

That's Abba-rigonal

Yo mamma

is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.

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Mamma Mia!

Gina had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.

So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.

But her mother reassured her.

"Don't worry, Gina. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."

Yo mamma's so old that...

...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!

The most high brow yo 'mamma joke...

Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!

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