You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...

They consider cows to be sacred.

Yo Mamma's so dumb

She thinks #metoo is a Pokemon

Yo mamma so stupid

She thought consumerism was the political force driving people to eat more.

Yo Mamma's so dumb....

She stayed up all night studying for her blood test

Yo Mamma's so ugly....

She ordered a Happy meal and made it cry

Yo mamma is so stupid...

If a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it'd just keep on walking.

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Yo Mamma's so fat...

Her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does

Yo mamma's so fat...

if she wrote a book about herself it would be an autogeography.

Yo mamma’s so ugly...

Yo daddy takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Every “yo mamma” joke has been done thousands of time, by thousand of people.

Kinda like yo mamma.

I saw an Australian guy playing Mamma Mia on his Didgeridoo.

I thought, that's "ABBAriginal".

Yo mamma is so fat...

Thanos had to snap twice to kill her

Yo Mamma so stupid...

she played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.

Yo mamma is so......

Nice, I highly value the talks we’ve had.

Yo mamma so fat

I swerved in my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Yo mamma's so fat...

She had to get her drivers license photo from Google earth!

Yo mamma so fat...

The only thing stopping her from joining the gym is the front door.

Yo mamma so fat when she moves earth moves in opposite direction.

because it’s flat, you dumb genius.

Yo mamma is so fat

She got arrested for deforestation because she went vegan for lunch.

Yo mamma so poor...

when she went to a funeral, she couldn’t even pay respects.

Yo mamma so ugly...

my dog closes his eyes while humping her leg.

Yo mammas so fat,

China is planning on landing on her dark side!

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Yo mamma so dumb

I told her i wanted to do it doggystyle so she sat on the carpet and started licking her own pussy

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Yo mamma so old,

she has a separate entrance for black dicks.

Mamma always said, "Reddit is like a box of chocolates."

You never know what you're gonna get, but it will be the same few chocolates every time."

Yo mamma so hairy

She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is

Yo mamma is so fat...

When she does bungee jumping she goes straight to hell.

Yo mamma so dumb

She thinks judo is what you make bagels with

Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound

She needs a seismograph

Yo Mamma's so dumb...

...she works at 2 strip clubs and told me she was bipolar.

The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...

Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

Every time I hear ANOTHER person talking about that new Mamma Mia film I think...

...here we go again

Yo Mamma so fat...

Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.

Yo mamma is so fat

When she’s sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean

Yo mamma's broke

Because she was so fat she didn't fit in her window of opportunity.

If yo mamma wasn’t so expensive...

... I could’ve been yo daddy.

Yo mamma so fat..

that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mamma so fat...

...is the real reason yo daddy left.

Happy Father's Day!

Yo mamma so fat...

That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

Yo mamma so poor

I saw her kicking a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"

Yo mamma's so classless...

she could be a marxist utopia!

Yo mamma

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Yo Mamma's so Fat...

That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".

Yo mamma's so fat...

that she takes selfies in panorama mode

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Your mamma is so ugly Santa came down the chimney and said

Ho Ho Holy shit

Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?

-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves crabs.

-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.

-No problem, Lana.

Yo Mamma is So Fat.....

when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....

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Two whales are swimming in the sea...

These two whales, we'll call them Mamma and son, were swimming in the wild blue yonder when Mamma saw a boat, she said to son "Son you keep your distance from them boats." For it was a harpoon boat, but just as they were turning around, BANG! THUD, the harpoon went right into the side of Mamma. Dow...

Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb...

She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!

Original. You're welcome.

A collection of Waspy jokes about yo-mamma

1. Your mother is so déclassé, she has a time-share
near Sea World!

2. Your mother is so prescription drug dependent,
she pops Xanax like Godiva bonbons!

3. Your mother is so lower middle-class, she thinks
Egyptian cotton smells of camels!

4. Your mother...

I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo.

That's Abba-rigonal

Yo mamma

is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.

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Mamma Mia!

Gina had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.

So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.

But her mother reassured her.

"Don't worry, Gina. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
...

Yo mamma's so old that...

...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!

AskJokes: Do you have any classy "yo mamma" jokes?

Would be nice if you guys could help out:

http://www.reddit.com/r/yomamma

Here's something to warm you up:

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

The most high brow yo 'mamma joke...

Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo Mamma

Yo mama is so fat she deep fries her fingers before she bites her nails.

Random text here because in all honesty, who opens "yo mamma" jokes anymore?

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical...

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerf...

Little Jimmy has spent the last few days eating over his friends house...

The first night, he ate dinner over the McNally's house. The table was set and before everyone ate, they all said a prayer.

On the second night, he ate dinner at the Goldman's house. The table was set and before anyone ate, they all said a prayer.

On the third night, little Little Jimm...

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Baby eagle in his nest sees a fighter jet passing overhead.

Amazed at the speed, he turns to mamma and asks, "Why can't we fly so fast?" 

Mamma: "You would too my son, if your ass was on fire."

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Lets hear your best "Yo momma" joke

Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls ass it takes two trips

An Italian man travels to the Caribbean

An Italian man saved up his money and after many years he finally had enough money to attain his lifelong dream, traveling to the tropics of Central America. He explored many different towns and beaches as he traveled around the beautiful land. But in one place he found a beach that was disgusting a...

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Alessandro was all excited to emigrate to America from Italy

But just few days later he was back in his home town. His friends asked him “Alessandro wha happen?”
Alessandro said “Well I landa in New York and its a too cold. I say America land of the free, I go anywhere do anything. I taka the train to Florida. On the train, I smoka cigarette. The conducta ...

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