What did mammy corn say to baby corn when daddy didn't come home?????

Wheres popcorn.

Sorry for the corny joke.

A little boy is ostensibly fishing in a mud-puddle with a stick and a piece of string...

A man passes and with a warm chuckle says "What are you doing there, Son? Fishing?"

"Yeah Mister." the boy replies. "I'm gonna catch some big fish and sell 'em to buy my mammy some flowers for her birthday."

"That's a good boy." the man tells him. "I'll tell you what- here's a fiver. Y...

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Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with the word "lovely" in it twice?

5yr old Mary raises her hand

Mary: Miss, miss, miss

Teacher: Yes Mary

Mary: emm...my dad's "lovely" and he has a "lovely" car

Teacher: Excellent Mary, good girl, anyone else?

David: Miss, Miss!

Teacher: Yes David

David: M-my mammy's "lovely" and sh-s...

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The Irish Prostitute

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.

'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?'

The girl, crying, ...

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