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Momma So Fat Jokes

Yo momma so fat, it wasn't the stork that brought her

It was the crane!

Yo momma so fat

I tried driving around her and ran out of gas.

When she steps on a scale it says 'please, one at a time'

Yo momma so fat, I pictured her in my head

And she broke my neck.

Yo Momma so fat.......

When she travels by bus, it becomes a cab.

Your momma so fat

A water park hired her to sit in a wading pool and start flapping her thighs together to make waves.

Yo momma so fat...

Her blood type is A ... & W

Yo momma so fat

her tailor uses mattress sizes

Yo momma so fat

She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat...

...when she goes jogging, she leaves potholes.

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Yo momma so fat

Vader had to use both his hands to choke the bitch.

Yo momma so fat...

She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.

Yo momma so fat

She only needs a single cup of water to fill up her bath

Your momma so fat,

She sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!

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Yo momma so fat…

When she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips

Yo momma so fat

she is seven out of ten fattest people I know!

Your Momma So Fat…

Your Momma So Fat She didn’t float in zero gravity.

Your momma so fat...

She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo momma so fat

She fell on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up though.

Yo momma so fat...

When she's tanning at the beach, Greenpeace comes with 3 busses to pull her back in the water...

Yo momma so fat...

There wasn’t enough room for a punchline

Your momma so fat

It's been four weeks since Thanos snapped his fingers and she's still disintegrating.

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Your momma so fat

She posts on Grubhub instead of Pornhub

Yo momma so fat

Your father left the house just so he could be far enough to see her entirely.

Yo momma so fat...

The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.

Yo momma so fat..

The government cancelled her for being a mass gathering

Yo momma so fat...

She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.

Yo momma so fat...

...it took three days to find you after your birth

Yo momma so fat

the only date she can get is a windows update.

Yo momma so fat...

... that when she died, her ghost made a cold spot so big that it saved the polar bears.

Your Momma so fat.......

Her flesh eating disease got diabetes.

Yo momma so fat

Doctors say she has a flesh eating bacteria.....

She’ll only live for 75 more years.

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Yo momma so fat

When the doctor drew her blood he said "I can't believe it's not butter!"

Yo momma so fat

When she moves her phone from one pocket to another, it changes network!

Yo momma so fat that when she visits the beach shes asked to leave

So the tide can come in

“ Yo momma so fat ...

..her fart caused the Big Bang! “

* overheard neighbour’s kids and I chuckled!*

Yo momma so FAT,

She has a 4GB file size limit.

Yo momma so fat

Her driver's license picture had to be taken by satellite

Well your momma so fat

That it's stopped being funny and is now a serious medical problem that we need to discuss son and that we as a family must deal with

Yo momma so fat

She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity.

Yo momma so fat...

That I would compare her to a cow but my religon prohibits me from comparing a horrid beast to such a sacred animal.

Your momma so fat, the only people that will sleep with her are bikers....

They're used to riding hogs.

Yo momma so fat..

..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.

Yo momma so fat...

When she started college, her nickname was the Freshman fifteen-hundred.

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