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Modeling Jokes

what's the difference between Modeling and Yodeling?

One's to form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue and the other is a singing technique

I do a lot of naked modeling, but I never get paid for it.

I just do it for the exposure.

“Nothing looks good on me anymore,” complained a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror…

“Nonsense, ma’am,” said the salesclerk trying to reassure her.

“That dress says it all.”

“That’s the problem,” the woman replied.

“I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut.”

I once went to a modeling contest...

Not only did I get dead last, but I also received 508 get well soon cards.

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

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Two poor country girls are broke and decide to do some nude modeling. Cherylynn has posed for the photographer before so she knows the process.

The photog invites them into his studio and offers them a drink. Darlene,being nervous, asks Cherylynn "whass that there in that jug?". The reply is ...

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