Not only did I get dead last, but I also received 508 get well soon cards.
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At the asylum
A Dr. Is doing the rounds in an insane asylum one night.
He walks into the first patient's room and sees him playing with modeling clay. The Dr. asks him how he's doing. The patient replies "Doc I'm molding with clay. It's therapy. I feel much better!" The Dr. says "Good. You should...
What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?