Two poor country girls are broke and decide to do some nude modeling. Cherylynn has posed for the photographer before so she knows the process.
The photog invites them into his studio and offers them a drink. Darlene,being nervous, asks Cherylynn "whass that there in that jug?". The reply is ...
“Nothing looks good on me anymore,” complained a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror…
“Nonsense, ma’am,” said the salesclerk trying to reassure her.
“That dress says it all.”
“That’s the problem,” the woman replied.
“I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut.”
I do a lot of naked modeling, but I never get paid for it.
I just do it for the exposure.
Man walked by old man sitting on bench openly weeping, so the man said, “what’s wrong?” The old man responds..
I’m married to a beautiful 25-year old woman who quit her modeling career to spend time with me. Every single night she makes love to me like no other woman ever has in my life, she follows it up with dinner afterwards cooks me up a delicious gourmet meal then we fall asleep holding eachother in bed...
what's the difference between Modeling and Yodeling?
One's to form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue and the other is a singing technique