Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?
It's the Hemming way.
"Sorry, we don't serve mojitos here" says the bartender.
The dejected mojito gets up and leaves the bar.
A programmer, a doctor and an anti-vaxxer are sitting in a bar.
The programmer says: “For me a mojito!”
The doctor says: “For me a pina colada!”
The anti-vaxxer says: “For me an applejack!” because anti-vaxxers are like any normal person and not so quirky or weird.
She then dies from measles.
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A US senator died and went to heaven.
When he gets to heaven Saint Peter is waiting for him at the pearly gates. Peter says: "Oh a Senator huh? Well we have a special deal for you! Since you spent your life trying to reach across the aisle to both parties we give you 24 hours in both heaven and hell and at the end of 48 hours you g...
Three guys walk into a wizard's bar
They are greeted by an old man with a long beard at the bar who introduces himself as the bartender.
"Tonight only, for just $100, you can have an endless glass of anything in this bar!"
"Yeah right!" The first guy says. "Bet you can't get me an endless, cold Moosehead!"
With a ...