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Smoothies Jokes

An underage weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. I can't serve underage weasels."

The weasel says, "That's fine. I don't need something alcoholic. What else do you have?"

The bartender says "Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?"

"Pop," goes the wease...

Why are chameleons good in smoothies

Because they blend in really well

Why are racists bad at making milkshakes and smoothies?

They don't blend.

Smoothie bar

A smoothie bar serving combined fruit and vegetable smoothies has been linked to bouts of depression and suicide.

Their ' Melon - Cauli ' smoothie has now been withdrawn.

There was a vendor in the area that sold delicious fruit smoothies.

One day the man disappeared.

So did the punchline.

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My younger sister just got a job at the mall

It is her first job, and she's working as a salesperson at that lotion, soap, and candle place. I'm not going to name names, but you know it, over there in the mall, right next to that new smoothie place where they put chia seeds in all their smoothies. They are really good smoothies, but I digress....

My fruit and vegetable business recently went into liquidation

We now sell smoothies

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