Milk Shake Jokes - 4 Hilarious Milk Shake Jokes

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes?

Because he uses the finest ingredients.

My wife is lactose intolerant...

so whenever she drinks milkshakes, it gives her the milk shakes.

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In the groove

A man walks into a restaurant and he's pissed off for some reason. The waiter comes up to him and says "May I take your your order."

The man looked at the waiter and screaming says "I want you to get in there and tell the chef, I want a cheese burger not too greasy and not too dry but right ...

What do you get from a cow with parkinsons

Milk shakes

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