A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream ...
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A Priest and a Deacon
A Priest realized that less and less people were showing up to church every day. He goes to the Deacon and asks "How can I get more people to come to church?"
"Well", says the Deacon, "people like food. Maybe if you offer free food at mass, more people will show up."
So the Priest set...