Why don't you see brown envelopes in the mail anymore?
Because everyone knows white mails get through the system faster.
You are allowed to send e-mails to people in prison
As long as you don't attach a file
I'm tired of explaining to my spiritual Guru how E-mails work.
He can't just understand what attachments are!
A shepherd is tending his flock in a remote pasture…
…when suddenly a shiny red BMW appears. The driver is a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes and Polarized sunglasses.
He sticks his head out the window and asks the shepherd, "Hey! If I can tell you how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd l...
Wrong E-mail Address
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they had spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota...
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and e...
I’m starting a club that prints out and mails content from r/jokes to people without internet.
It’ll be called the re-postal service.
What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?
Hillary got off Scott-free.
I'm getting tired of having to write "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of all my e-mails.
Maybe I should just get an iPhone.
Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox
I find:
* 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
* I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
* 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
* 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
* Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall. ...
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