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Leeks Jokes

I love potato leek soup

So I'm gathering my ingredients and as I approach the leafy items in produce there are two blue hairs gabbing right in front of the leeks.

I pause politely while wide balling the ladies with gaping eyes.

"Uh, pardon me ladies but I must take a leek."

What vegetables are a sailors enemy?

leeks!

I was recently made redundant from my job at the Greengrocers



They gave me a months Celery, and four leeks in lieu of notice

What is plumber's least favourite vegetable?

Leeks.

What is Donald Trump's favorite vegetable?

Leeks

What vegetable can you add to a heavy pot of water to make it lighter?

Leeks!

What Vegetable Do Plumbers Hate?

Leeks.
Add a few peas and you have a real mess.

A Barge Carrying Vegetables Sinks In a Harbor...

The disaster report claimed the boat had too many leeks.

Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river.

Turns out his boat was full of leeks.

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