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Turnips Jokes

Brock Turner sounds like a dish made from broccoli and turnips...

Which is fitting because he prefers his women to be in vegetative states!

Three moles are digging in the garden.

The daddy mole says, "I smell carrots."

The mommy mole says, "I smell turnips."

The baby mole says, "I smell molasses."

I planted some root vegetables in my yard.

We'll see what turnips.

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