Even during COVID, my church insists we line up and kiss the statue of Jesus on the Crucifix.
Have they never heard of cross contamination!?
Why did the Romans bring bleach to Jesus’s crucifixion?
To prevent cross contamination.
Why wasn't Jesus allowed to return to his food service job after he was crucified?
They were afraid of *cross*\-contamination
CORONA VIRUS WARNING!!!!
I don't want to alarm anyone but the coronavirus will soon spread in an irreversible way. The first means of contamination are bank notes, don't touch them. Wear gloves and place all notes in a snap lock bag. Leave them in your letterbox and message me your address...
I work on a lettuce farm in Arizona...
Last week an FDA team showed up and shut us down on the back of reports that our produce was making people sick. After weeks of exhaustive investigation they found that the fence around our farm perimeter contained extremely toxic amounts of the chemical element Rhenium, and as the fenceposts aged t...
Why didn’t the Romans reuse their crosses?
Because that would have caused cross contamination.
A religious woman works in an epidemiology lab...
One day, she sets up two agar plates, and swabs the first with smallpox. Remembering how dangerous her line of work is, she touches the crucifix around her neck and says a quick prayer.
She gets a new pair of gloves, then swabs some Ebola onto the other plate, but not before again tapping her...
How did Jesus get sick?
The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers
At risk is cross-contamination.