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Leaked Jokes

Leaked NASA documents show the Moon landing was done in a Studio.

On the moon.

All credit card PIN numbers in the World have bee leaked

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Melania Trumps RNC speech just leaked on live TV

It was read aloud by Michelle Obama.

Johnson's plan for Brexit in January leaked:

He'll be on vacation in France.

David Lynch's car leaked coolant. He pulled over to check it.

There was a lady in the radiator.

Laughing gas got leaked in a room.....

Laughing gas got leaked in a room. Man, it was a funny smell..

*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked

The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.

Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked

50% off all black speakers

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CNN ran a story about leaked pictures of Donald Trump's penis.

But it turned out to be fake nudes.

A new leaked government tape shows that a Mars rover saw some sort of feline life form on Mars.

However, before they could get any more info, Curiosity killed the cat.

Pao's reddit password leaked

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A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked.

He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before.

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.
"This is one-third of my monthly salary!" he yelled.

Well, all t...

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About the issue of celebrities getting their nudes leaked...

On one hand, I fell really bad for them as that's their reputation on the line and possibly their career.

On the other hand however, well, that hand was busy.

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There's nothing funny about leaked celebrity nudes

Which is good because it's hard to masturbate while laughing.

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