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Oldest Known Jokes

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Archeologists have just discovered the oldest known tampon.

They just dont know what period it's from.

The oldest known British joke dates from the 10th century.

Found in a book of Anglo-Saxon poetry, it reads: "what hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?

Answer: A key."

What is the oldest known story about cheese?

The one of Edam and Eve

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In China, archaeologists recently discovered the oldest known statue of a penis...

...carbon dating estimates it came from the Dong Dynasty.

Archaeology

Archaeologists recent found the oldest known jawbone, some 200,000 years old. They determined it is female.





They know it's female........because it's still moving!

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