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Karp Jokes

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A friend of mine was having trouble socializing with Japanese Karp,

I told him to be less koi

How do you call a fish that has trouble walking?

Limpin Karp

A kid walks past a pond

A kid walks past a pond, when at that moment a fish comes up in the water.

Fish : "Heey kid, i am a magic fish, and I will grant you a wish."

Kid : "Well i don't have a wish but i do have a question. Is that ok ?"

Fish : "Sure what is your question ?"

Kid : "Can you ev...

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