I saw a crackhead putting copper wires back in his AC
It's so hot outside that I almost called my ex.
So I could be around something shady.
It's so hot outside
that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
A penguin is driving down a desert road...
when his car begins to sputter. He pulls over into a service station and leaves his car with the mechanic. The penguin goes into a nearby ice cream shop and buys a vanilla ice cream cone to try and beat the heat. It's so hot outside that the ice cream begins to melt all over his hands and face as he...
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