An easy way to make money is to take photos of salmon dressed in formal human clothes.
It’s like… shooting fish in apparel.
A guy walks into a bar
... and orders a beer. "Hey, what happened to the smoke shop that used to be next door? the guy asks the bartender. "I thought I'd stop in and pick up some stuff and now its some sort of ladies apparel store." "Yep," the bartender replies. "Clothes, but no cigar."
A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing
He said he liked shooting fish in apparel
My buddy was telling about his new hobby of photographing Salmon in different outfits.
Apparently it's just like shooting fish in apparel.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Recently, a world renowned entomologist was invited by the Queen of England to a gala in honor of the top minds in science. As this was an extremely formal event, the dress code was (obviously) "white tie." The entomologist was flattered beyond belief, and, in attempt to look his absolute best, he w...
Why don't Harley riders wear helmets?
If you spent $30,000 on a bike and $10,000 on apparel and people still thought you were a dweeb you would be suicidal too!
I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store.
He turned to me and said "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"
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I was at E3...
I saw so much advertisement for Super Mario Odyssey as well as a lot of merchandise. I thought about it for a second. There really is a lot of Mario merchandise. I turn to my friend, "Man, you know, there really is Super Mario stuff everywhere. He's such a recognizable character, they put him on eve...
Is fashion all about clothes?