... and orders a beer. "Hey, what happened to the smoke shop that used to be next door? the guy asks the bartender. "I thought I'd stop in and pick up some stuff and now its some sort of ladies apparel store." "Yep," the bartender replies. "Clothes, but no cigar."
I went to a smoke shop only to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.
Clothes, but no cigar.
A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing
He said he liked shooting fish in apparel
I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store.
He turned to me and said "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"
The easiest way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My buddy was telling about his new hobby of photographing Salmon in different outfits.
Apparently it's just like shooting fish in apparel.
Recently, a world renowned entomologist was invited by the Queen of England to a gala in honor of the top minds in science. As this was an extremely formal event, the dress code was (obviously) "white tie." The entomologist was flattered beyond belief, and, in attempt to look his absolute best, he w...
Why don't Harley riders wear helmets?
If you spent $30,000 on a bike and $10,000 on apparel and people still thought you were a dweeb you would be suicidal too!
A boy is getting ready for a school dance
It is almost time and the kid needs to cross off his "to-do" list. First item on the list is apparel. He goes to pick up his rented tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. He waits for over an hour. Time is ticking away.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he h...