I went to a smoke shop only to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.
Clothes, but no cigar.
The easiest way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store.
He turned to me and said "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"
My buddy was telling about his new hobby of photographing Salmon in different outfits.
Apparently it's just like shooting fish in apparel.
Judy came home from shopping and met her 19 year old granddaughter Tae walking out of the shared apartment.
Tae was wearing a sleek black top through which her nipples were easily seen against the threads. In shock, Judy said "Granddaughter! I cannot allow you to go out of this house in such apparel! Your goods are showing way too much!"
To which Tae replied, "Loosen up, Grams. This isn't the 70s, ...
Recently, a world renowned entomologist was invited by the Queen of England to a gala in honor of the top minds in science. As this was an extremely formal event, the dress code was (obviously) "white tie." The entomologist was flattered beyond belief, and, in attempt to look his absolute best, he w...
Why don't Harley riders wear helmets?
If you spent $30,000 on a bike and $10,000 on apparel and people still thought you were a dweeb you would be suicidal too!
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I was at E3...
I saw so much advertisement for Super Mario Odyssey as well as a lot of merchandise. I thought about it for a second. There really is a lot of Mario merchandise. I turn to my friend, "Man, you know, there really is Super Mario stuff everywhere. He's such a recognizable character, they put him on eve...
Is fashion all about clothes?
A boy is getting ready for a school dance
It is almost time and the kid needs to cross off his "to-do" list. First item on the list is apparel. He goes to pick up his rented tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. He waits for over an hour. Time is ticking away.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he h...