I went to a smoke shop only to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.

Clothes, but no cigar.

A quick and easy way to make money is to sell photographs of salmon dressed up in tuxedoes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store.

He turned to me and said "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"

My buddy got a new job

He takes pictures of salmon in tuxedos

He said it’s like shooting fish in apparel

An entomologist..

Recently, a world renowned entomologist was invited by the Queen of England to a gala in honor of the top minds in science. As this was an extremely formal event, the dress code was (obviously) "white tie." The entomologist was flattered beyond belief, and, in attempt to look his absolute best, he w...

Why don't Harley riders wear helmets?

If you spent $30,000 on a bike and $10,000 on apparel and people still thought you were a dweeb you would be suicidal too!

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I was at E3...

I saw so much advertisement for Super Mario Odyssey as well as a lot of merchandise. I thought about it for a second. There really is a lot of Mario merchandise. I turn to my friend, "Man, you know, there really is Super Mario stuff everywhere. He's such a recognizable character, they put him on eve...

A boy is getting ready for a school dance

It is almost time and the kid needs to cross off his "to-do" list. First item on the list is apparel. He goes to pick up his rented tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. He waits for over an hour. Time is ticking away.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he h...

Is fashion all about clothes?

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