Never arrest a guy with acne

They’re good at breaking out

When I was a kid , my acne was so bad...

blind people tried to read my face.

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne waits untill a boy's 12 before it comes on his face.

How can someone be a racist and have acne?

Like bro, worry about your own skin

How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand?

The blind start reading your face.

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Research shows that masturbation is one of the main causes of acne.

Also, acne is the main cause of masturbation.

I want to stop randomly talking about acne

But there's no pimple way to do it

Why don’t boys who have wealthy parents worry about acne?

Because it’s a pore man’s problem

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Three men are walking through the woods when they find an old, battered lamp.

One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a genie.

"After all these years, I'm finally free!" the genie booms. "You know what, it's been so long that I'll make an exception and grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately blurts out, "I want a billion dollars!" In a ...

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A man was involved in a terrible car accident.

Because of the accident he lost one of his eyes. The doctor explained to him that he could get a fake eye to replace the real one. So the man agrees and chooses the least expensive. A wooden eye.  

Some months pass and the man finally works up the courage to go out in public. His friends talk...

I hate acne jokes

They make face all red

What do pigs put on their skin to get rid of acne?

Oinkment

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Martha had terrible acne and had very little luck getting dates.

She was so glad when Bill started taking an interest in her. She didn’t mind at all that Bill had a fake wooden eye that looked off in odd directions when he spoke. She was just happy to have a man finally take an interest in her despite her terrible acne problem.

For his part, Bill was ve...

Oldie: When I was a kid, my acne was so bad....

I fell asleep in a library and woke up to find a blind kid reading my face!

Why did Hippocrates have such bad acne?

Because he showered in greece

I've been locked in a room to cure my acne.

I haven't broken out yet.

If acne on your back is "back-ne"...

Then what is acne on your knee called?

Last night I dated a blind woman

At one point she ran her hands over my cheeks and mistook my acne for braille. Boy, was my face read.

What do acne and priests have in common?

Both usually come on children faces.

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The Tale of Kevin Bopper

Back in high school there was this kid named Kevin Bopper. He was... strange, to say the least. He was that quiet kid with long, greasy, dandruff-ridden hair, a face full of acne, and wore a leather jacket- you know the type. The thing that made him stand out, however, was his weird fixation on traf...

Braille

I once told a girl that her acne was so bad that it reminded me of Braille. I could tell she wasn't impressed, it was written all over her face.

What do depressed teenagers go through everyday?

Pain and Acne

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