When I was a kid , my acne was so bad...

blind people tried to read my face.

Never arrest a guy with acne

They’re good at breaking out

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne waits untill a boy's 12 before it comes on his face.

I want to stop randomly talking about acne

But there's no pimple way to do it

Why don’t boys who have wealthy parents worry about acne?

Because it’s a pore man’s problem

What do depressed teenagers go through everyday?

Pain and Acne

I hate acne jokes

They make face all red

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The Tale of Kevin Bopper

Back in high school there was this kid named Kevin Bopper. He was... strange, to say the least. He was that quiet kid with long, greasy, dandruff-ridden hair, a face full of acne, and wore a leather jacket- you know the type. The thing that made him stand out, however, was his weird fixation on traf...

Oldie: When I was a kid, my acne was so bad....

I fell asleep in a library and woke up to find a blind kid reading my face!

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Research shows that masturbation is one of the main causes of acne.

Also, acne is the main cause of masturbation.

What's the difference between a priest and an acne?

Acne doesn't come on your face till you are 13.

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Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. Delighted, the genie says "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately shouts out "I want a billion pounds." *POOF*, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." *POOF*, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now wel...

Braille

I once told a girl that her acne was so bad that it reminded me of Braille. I could tell she wasn't impressed, it was written all over her face.

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"Where's our son?" asked my wife, as soon as she returned back from holiday.

"Which one?" I asked.

She said, "The one with acne. Where is he?"

I said, "Oh...I, er..."

"You what?"

"I kicked him out."

She yelled, "What the fuck? He's thirteen, why the hell would you kick him out?"

"You said you wanted the house to be spotless when you ...

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Martha had terrible acne and had very little luck getting dates.

She was so glad when Bill started taking an interest in her. She didn’t mind at all that Bill had a fake wooden eye that looked off in odd directions when he spoke. She was just happy to have a man finally take an interest in her despite her terrible acne problem.

For his part, Bill was ve...

What do pigs put on their skin to get rid of acne?

Oinkment

What do acne and priests have in common?

Both usually come on children faces.

Why did Hippocrates have such bad acne?

Because he showered in greece

Last night I dated a blind woman

At one point she ran her hands over my cheeks and mistook my acne for braille. Boy, was my face read.

If acne on your back is "back-ne"...

Then what is acne on your knee called?

Me: You wanna know how I got these scars??

Batman: no, not really...

Me: *slamming my fist on the table* ACNE !

I've been locked in a room to cure my acne.

I haven't broken out yet.

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