His head felt fuzzy. His eyes sticky. Dusty Hill Blinked his eyes open. "Wake up Dusty" said a familiar voice. His eyes focused, his brain whirled. It couldn't be who it seemed to be. Jimi mother fucking hendrix?
"Wake up Dusty. It's showtime!" Said the coolest voice ev...
I hate watching Showtime because they are always showing commercials for their own shows.
It’s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.
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So this actor was out of work...
...and gets a call from his agent one day.
"I got you a job. It's a one-liner."
"Alright!" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so long I'll take anything. What's the line?"
"HARK, I HEAR THE CANNONS ROAR!," says the agent.
"Alright" says the actor. "When's the a...
Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!