I hate watching Showtime because they are always showing commercials for their own shows.

It’s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.

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So this actor was out of work...

...and gets a call from his agent one day.

"I got you a job. It's a one-liner."

"Alright!" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so long I'll take anything. What's the line?"

"HARK, I HEAR THE CANNONS ROAR!," says the agent.

"Alright" says the actor. "When's the a...

Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?

A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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