Showtime Jokes - 6 Hilarious Showtime Jokes

There’s a great actor who can no longer remember his lines, and when word gets out, no one will hire him.

After many years he finally finds a theater that is prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, “This is the most important part, but it has only one line. You walk out on stage at the opening, carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff...

I hate watching Showtime because they are always showing commercials for their own shows.

It’s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.

What is Beetlejuice's favorite TV Channel?

It's Showtime!

Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?

A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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So this actor was out of work...

...and gets a call from his agent one day.

"I got you a job. It's a one-liner."

"Alright!" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so long I'll take anything. What's the line?"

"HARK, I HEAR THE CANNONS ROAR!," says the agent.

"Alright" says the actor. "When's the a...

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Dusty Hill Blinked his eye open.

His head felt fuzzy. His eyes sticky. Dusty Hill Blinked his eyes open. "Wake up Dusty" said a familiar voice. His eyes focused, his brain whirled. It couldn't be who it seemed to be. Jimi mother hendrix?

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"Wake up Dusty. It's showtime!" Said the coolest voice ev...

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