What does a french Fred Flintstone say when he leaves.

Yabba dabb-adieu

I tried to get rid of an annoying person earlier, so I asked them, "Do you know French?"

*"Because adieu."*

The Wedding Day

A man with a southern drawl and a French woman are at the altar when he starts having second thoughts. "Do you take this woman to be your wife" asks the minister. "Adieu" the man replies.

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*After Breakup due to commitment issues*

Girlfriend : You're an unreliable pathetic fuck. I'm leaving! Bye!
Me : Can't say adieu.

I asked a friend whether he knew how to say "farewell" in French.

He replied, "Adieu"

Whats the french version of Brexit?

adiEU

Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave?

It was much adieu about nothing.

There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people.

There's much adieu about nothing.

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