What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?


What? Did you really think I was gonna make a pie joke on my cake day?

^btw ^I ^waited ^1 ^whole ^year ^to ^repost ^this ^joke

What's the first thing an elf learns in school?

The elf-abet...

Funny Story

So yesterday I was arrested by some officer for aiding and abetting. I told him “You have to leave your moms personal life separate from your work.”

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