What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet!

I've had bad luck with European women

Ginger Vitis -- such bad breath

Anna Phalaxis -- kept fainting

Anne Gina -- broken heart (her brother-in-law Arthur Itis was such a pain)

Di Abetes -- too sugary sweet

Pam Creatis -- made me sick to my stomach

Lauren Gitis -- too quiet

Rose Acea -- A bit ras...

What's the first thing an elf learns in school?

The elf-abet...

Funny Story

So yesterday I was arrested by some officer for aiding and abetting. I told him “You have to leave your moms personal life separate from your work.”

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