It's So Hot Jokes - 9 Hilarious It's So Hot Jokes

Man, it's so hot outside...

I saw a crackhead putting copper wires back in his AC

It's so hot...

...asphalt has a liquid state.
...I saw bird pull a worm out of the ground using oven mitts.
...

It's so hot outside that I almost called my ex.

So I could be around something shady.

It's so hot today

That I saw two lamppost fight over a dog.

Holy Mackerel! It's so hot out here today...

I just heard a tree trunk whistle for a dog...

It's so hot outside

that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.

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Several nuns are renovating an old church.

It's the middle of summer and with no electricity yet, it's very hot in the building. One of the nuns decides to take off her habit and strips down to just her panties.

“What are you doing?” yells the Mother Superior.

“It's so hot in here, Mother Superior!” she replies. "It's only us i...

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The other night, my girlfriend and I were having sex...

The whole time, she kept saying things like, "Oh baby, it's so hot, I'm so hot, babe." I thought, "Man, she's really into it tonight." Afterward, she turns to me and says, "I can't believe we had sex on top of your heating pad."

Two guys walk into a bar

The first guy says "man, it's so hot out. I think I'll just have an H2O."

The second guy says "hey, that sounds pretty good. I'll have an H2O too."

The second guy dies.

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