It's So Cold Outside Jokes

I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets.

...the local flasher just described himself to me

even the ATM shows minus.

You could rob me with a bucket of water right now!!

His neighbor asks him: "Why do you need a freezer when it's so cold outside?"

He replies: "To have a warm place inside the house. It's -30 outside and -10 in the freezer."

The monk opens the door.


-How can I help you? - he asks.


-Could I sleep here tonight?


-OK, come in.


While he was sleeping, the roof has fallen, killing half of the monks. Now there are 512 left.


The next day, a guy on the red scooter returnes.<... read more