It's So Cold Out Jokes - 5 Hilarious It's So Cold Out Jokes

It's so cold out today.....How cold?

I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

It's so cold outside...

...the local flasher just described himself to me

It's so cold outside...

even the ATM shows minus.

It's so cold outside....

You could rob me with a bucket of water right now!!

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3 friends are walking through the snow (nsfw)

The first one turns to the other two and says, "It's so cold out here my dick must have shrank 3 sizes. "

The second one chimes in and says, "you're lucky, Mine shot inside my body to stay warm. "

The third one looks at them, shrugs, then says, "Eh, I've fucked so many cold hearted b...

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