I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets.
It's so cold outside...
...the local flasher just described himself to me
It's so cold outside...
even the ATM shows minus.
It's so cold outside....
You could rob me with a bucket of water right now!!
It's so cold I can....
see my farts!
It's so cold...
Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.
I heard it's so cold in Florida that frozen Iguanas are falling from trees.
I'll make sure to bring a coat next time Iguana visit Florida.
A Johnny Carson joke I've never forgotten.
One of those memories that are shrapnel from another time.
Johnny: Boy, it's really cold outside.
Audience: HOW COLD IS IT!?
Johnny: Well it's so cold... I saw a flasher describe himself to someone.
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