It's So Cold Jokes - 8 Hilarious It's So Cold Jokes

It's so cold outside

I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets.

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It's so cold outside...

...the local flasher just described himself to me

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It's so cold outside...

even the ATM shows minus.

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It's so cold outside....

You could rob me with a bucket of water right now!!

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It's so cold I can....

see my farts!

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It's so cold...

Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.

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I heard it's so cold in Florida that frozen Iguanas are falling from trees.

I'll make sure to bring a coat next time Iguana visit Florida.

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A Johnny Carson joke I've never forgotten.

One of those memories that are shrapnel from another time.

Johnny: Boy, it's really cold outside.

Audience: HOW COLD IS IT!?

Johnny: Well it's so cold... I saw a flasher describe himself to someone.

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