It's Cold Outside Jokes - 9 Hilarious It's Cold Outside Jokes

Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

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How do you make it so no one gets offended at the Christmas song "Baby It's Cold Outside"?

Rebrand it as a rap song and name it, "Yo Bitch, It's Freezing Outside."

It's cold outside.

Give a man a jacket and he will stay warm for a day.
Teach a man to jacket and he will never leave his house.

You know it's cold outside

When you go outside and it's cold

It's cold outside

It's cold outside...
Come inside, sit in the corner
It's 90°

Swedish Computer Terms

Bay A: "Requesting weather report from secondary base"

Bay B: "It's cold outside"

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Knock knock

1) "who's there?"
2) "Thai Mai Shh"
1) "Thai Mai Shh who?)
2) "Bro, tie your own fucking shoe! Also, open the door please. It's cold outside."

One cold winter morning, during the Christmas season, a mailman was doing his route.

As he was
delivering all the Christmas cards, he came to a
house and realized that they had so much mail that
it wouldn't fit in the box, so he decided to knock
on the door.

As the door was answered, a beautiful blond woman
stood staring at him. The mailman said "I'm sorry
...

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