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Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

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How do you make it so no one gets offended at the Christmas song "Baby It's Cold Outside"?

Rebrand it as a rap song and name it, "Yo Bitch, It's Freezing Outside."

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It's cold outside.

Give a man a jacket and he will stay warm for a day.
Teach a man to jacket and he will never leave his house.

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How do you know when it's cold outside?

When you go outside and see a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets

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My buddy takes his date's jacket to keep warm if it's cold...

And they say shivering is dead.

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Why do girls never wear skirts when it's cold?

Because their lips get chapped.

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"Baby it's cold outside" is bad because it's about a guy is trying to get laid.

"Santa Baby" is ok because it's about a girl trying to screw Santa. Got it.

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"BRRR!! It's cold in here!"

"Why don't you go sit in the corner?"
"Why would that help?"
"I dunno, it's always like 90° over there..."

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It's cold

Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.

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If men "shrink" when it's cold out . . .

... then do women "clam shut" ?

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You know it's cold in Minnesota when....

Everyone goes to ice arena to warm up.

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TIL It's a myth that people's joints hurt because it's cold and damp

Turns out it's just a mist ache.

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"North Korea ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell"

-Rocket Man

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