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Interested Jokes

Would anyone be interested in being my companion?

Asking for a friend

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An attractive woman once asked if I was more interested in breasts or legs.

I told her that I was mainly into feet and anal.


I'm no longer welcome at that KFC restaurant.

To the women who say "Men are only interested in one thing"

Have you ever considered being more interesting?

When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet

I remember meeting a guy, before the days of the Internet, who wanted to try and start a new 'Joke Format' and I'm interested to see if it catches on.

It's like a 'knock knock' Joke in that you have a set-up line response sort of thing like this:

1. 'I started a new business'
2. 'Oh yeah? What business are you in'
1. 'The Rollercoaster business'
2. 'And how's business?'
1. 'it has its ups and downs'

Or

1. 'I s...

Where can single men over 65 find younger women who are interested in them?

In the bookstore, under "fiction".

A lawyer sits next to a blonde on a plane, and he really wants her to notice him, but she shows no interest.

The lawyer is not used to being rejected, so he says:

"Let's play a game. We go back and forth and ask each other questions, and if you don't know the answer, you give the person $5."

The blonde isn't interested, and she declines.

After 20 minutes of silence, the lawyer says:...

Roy Moore is no longer interested in this year..

Because it’s officially ‘18

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Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more adults to join me and my wife.

We leave early Saturday morning (Feb 6th) from New York and will fly to Boston , where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friend’s yacht.
Then we’ll do a flight along the coast, up to Cape Elizabeth returning to Boston for dinner, then fly back home. If interested, please message me. ...

Pigeons must be very interested in chemistry...

I've only heard them talk about esters!

My wife told me she was interested in having a threesome.

And I get the house all to myself for the night!

Met a guy who was really interested in what people said when they leave

Told me he was bye-curious.

Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?

Because he only dated mummies.

Hi all, we're looking for somebody seriously interested in a threesome

We are a man looking for two women.

anyone interested in a good Sherlock Holmes joke?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night.

At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson said, "I see million...

Why was the number 19 interested in 7?

Because she heard 7 8 9 and she wanted to be the next one.

I'm giving away a couple of puppets, if anyone is interested

No strings attached.

Sucks how every girl I'm interested in is either taken

or has good taste in men

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Why was the pirate not interested the prostitute?

Bland hoe

I've always been interested by the way different cultures say farewell

I guess you could say I'm bye curious

I put out a poll to see if anyone out there was interested in insect based burgers.

All I’m hearing is crickets!

If anyone is interested, I'll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 6 pm...

until I'm removed by security.

I'm selling my theremin, if anyone's interested

Well, I haven't touched it for years.

Why are so many people interested in scotch tape?

Its fasten-aiding.

Egoist: A person more interested in himself...

...than in me

Looking to play a game of D&D. If anyone is interested, please

DM me

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A man was no longer interested in having sex...

So his wife decided to buy him some of the new UltraSexTablets to get him going again. She went to the doctor, who told her to grind up half a tablet into his favourite food so he won’t notice it.
The next morning, the wife was cooking breakfast and felt like putting the new wonder drug to the...

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I asked my wife to talk to her doctor about a treatment that would make her more interested in sex...

...she came home and dropped a prescription bottle of diet pills on my lap with MY name on it.

What’s the best thing about transphobia?

It finally got people interested in women’s sports.

My friend suddenly became interested in golf during the pandemic lockdown

He kept saying that he wanted to see the US Open

I heard Mia Khalifa is interested in becoming a public speaker

When asked why, Mia Khalifa said "I want people to care more about what comes out of my mouth than what goes in it."

For those interested in time travel

Meet here last Thursday at 7 PM

Teams are interested in Kareem Hunt

I didn't know kickers where in such high demand.

Little boy was always interested in trains

From the day he could grasp the idea, he had been interested in them. The way they worked, the way they moved, the different kinds. He had decided at a young age that he wanted to be a train conductor.

The time eventually came when he got his dream job for a busy passenger transit line. His ...

Apparently OJ Simpson is interested in dating again.

He's ready to have another stab at a relationship.

Anyone interested in buying a broken barometer?

No pressure.

I asked my girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in

She said cheque books.

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Old wife tries to get husband interested in sex again...

She makes several attempts but nothing seems to work.

She sees an ad in the church bulletin for crotch-less panties and decides to give that a try.

She put 'em on and lays down on the bed, waiting for him to come home from work.

As soon as he walks in, she does the spread-eagle ...

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A man is at the bar, talking about his best friend, Max, being interested in his girlfriend.

"I understand I may be overreacting, but I'm still kinda worried like what happened to my ex." The bartender tells him "You'll be fine, just ask if there's a misunderstanding and try to clear it up." He thanks the bartender and goes home.

When he opened the door, he found Max having sex with ...

Me: I love you, but I am NOT interested in your marital problems.

Him: But you're my wife!

A drug addict calls the police to report something interesting

The police officer, interested, asks. "What is it?"

The addict responds. "Okay, I-"

The officer interrupts, quickly making sure they're not on drugs "You're sober right now, right?"

"Yes, this happened when I was sober too."

All seems okay to this point. "Okay, go on."...

Why is Mike Tyson so interested in measurements in precision machining?

It's in tenths

"Would you be interested in contributing to our Sperm Foundation Fund?"

No thanks, I gave at the office.

A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I was interested in taking part in a marathon.

I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties. I thought "damn, I might actually win this".

At what age does a secret agent usually get interested in BDSM?

Bond age

Why was Mario interested in Princess Peach in the first place?

He heard she had a plum bum.

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