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I am over 18

My old man would always say 'never a lender or borrower be'

He was a great dad, crap banker.

As my Grandad used to always say "Never a lender or borrower be"

Lovely man, terrible librarian.

The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders...

I wonder if they called it his "Miracle Whip"?

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